this is why i have no real life

1. Slept until 11:00

2. Considered what becoming famous would do to my personal life

3. Ate the heads of an entire bag of gummie bears, but left the torsos for Alicia, we share them often

4. Told my grandma that NASA called me for an interview

5. Realized I forgot to eat the toast I put in the toaster yesterday...ate it

8. Gained 4 pounds due to a burrito from Mi Cocina (mexican restaraunt)

9. Lost 5 pounds about two hours later in the bathroom

10. Went to the pool to play pool basketball

11. Felt fairly confident that i could smoke the 10 year olds at the pool in a game of marco polo.

12. Felt more confident that everyone else at the pool would have thought i was retarded.

13. Regretted telling my sister she was ugly times infinity when I was 9

14. realized i need a real job

oh yeah by the way cayce is home, but has to leave on thursday. Then back to baghdad for 4 months then he is out of active duty for the rest of his life, unless he re-ups. Glad to have him back, he hasnt changed hardly at all, i thought he would be all weird and hard to be around, but no he is good.

this is my problem about the director of the camp that i work at, he shows up around 7:45 just as all of us are waking up and all the campers are rolling out of their beds. He goes to the local donut place and orders 2 dozen or so glazed donuts, now if you were the local donut jockey you would think "man what a good boss he buys donuts for his whole staff" but you would be wrong. He only gets one coffee, shows up to camp, goes to his nice little air conditioned room, and walks out about 30 minutes later wearing his glazed moustache and looking like he is about to enter into a diabetic coma.this could account for the fact that he is pushing 325 pounds. then just before lunch he goes to the bathroom and leaves the fart version of 24 doughnuts in the air. yeah well thats my problem, i guess it could be worse, we could share a bathroom.

well im off to another week of tiny little kids running around and lying about peeing in their beds. but its worth the money, oh wait no its not, so it must be that i just love almost every minute of it! Wednesday is the halfway point for the 2005 camping season so its almost over. tear* even though i have nothing going for me, life is good!!!

Be calm. Be brave. It will be ok.