Smiling on the outside
1. Perfected my ability to pick things up with my toes
2. Avoided a dead squirrel in the road...ran over a bird
3. Tried to make square pancakes
4. Practiced my new fake laugh in the elevator at school
5. Still had sleep (aka "sleep dust", "eye bugers") in my eyes at 1:15 PM
6. Lobbied for Websters Dictionary to include the word "ginormous" in their next printing
7. Tried to figure out how Montell Williams has looked the same since 1993
8. Told my grandma that if she made some chocolate chip cookies they might help me get that job at NASA, she laughed at me, but still made me some cookies.
9. Woke up spooning a box of Granola Bars
10. Cried during a Sylvan Learning Center commercial
11. Farted into a Tupperware bowl...sealed it...and will release the fumes at midnight when dawson comes home.
12. Watched a woman pick up her dogs shit bare handed out of our yard, i thanked her.
13. Finally got aroung to asking my mom where babies come from.
14. After being awarded a second degree black belt, I joined Cobra Kai
15. Yelled, "Daniel Larusso is a dead-man for dishonoring my dojo!" and "Put 'em in a bodybag
Johnny!"
16. Heard a lady at Subway ask the worker how big the 6" inch sandwich was
17. I am worth $1,792,000 on HumanForSale.com
18. Avoided yet another shark attack by living in Tennessee instead of Florida
19. Had a prophecy to bet it all on black 23 the next time I'm at the boats
20. Made flyers for the Lipscomb Underground Rock Paper Scissors League (LURPSL)
21. Told my two cousins that puntang meant pudding in Spanish
22. Five minutes later I heard one of them say, "Mom can you get me some puntang?"
23. Nearly pissed my pants
24. My Abnormal Psych. teacher told us that Frueds theories were (with a bad studder) B-b-b-b-bullshit!
25. Same teacher said 5 times during class that there is "more than one way to skin a cat."
26. On the 6th time asked him to name one...he couldnt.
27. Red Wings lose to THE Nashville Predators two nights in a row...could it get any better than this?
Thats it, the highlights are done.
I discovered a hidden song on one of my old good charlotte cd's that may be a new favorite. we will have to see. I want to go somewhere, but i dont want to drive, it should be warm, sunny, low humidity, and quiet. if such a place exists in the greater southeastern area in january/february would you please let me know? I decided the other day im going to stop doing some things. Like text messaging so much, and im going to try and like some people that i dont really have much tolerance for, not adam barney though, he's got no chance, to many people want me to like him. Also i will not be wasting my time not studying. i need to do good at this new school, you know make a good impression, so im going to try and bust my butt some. Also im not going to have anymore of these little crushes on girls when i dont have the sack to do anything about it. Also im going to try and live below my means. I have zero income and a 300 dollar rent check plus utilities due at the end of every month but i still go out and blow money like its nothing. No more new shirts, or anything like that. But i dont understand because according to number 17 im worth 1.7 million dollars, that should be good the next time i run into a low checking account, right?
Lost and broken,Hopeless and lonely.Smiling on the outside,and hurt beneath my skin.My eyes are fading,My soul is bleeding.I'll try to make it seem okay,But my faith is wearing thin.So help me heal these wounds,They've been open for way too long.Help me fill this hole,Even though this is not your fault,That I'm open,And I'm bleeding,All over your brand new rug.And I need someone to help me sew them up.I only wanted a magazine,I only wanted a movie screen,I only wanted the life I'd read about and dreamed.And now my mind is an open book,And now my heart is an open wound,And now my life is an open soul for all to see.But help me heal these wounds,They've been open for way too long.Help me fill this hole,Even though this is not your fault,That I'm open and I'm bleeding,All over your brand new rug.And I need someone to help me,So you come along,I push you away,Then kick and scream for you to stay.Cuz I need someone to help me,Oh I need someone to help me,To help me heal these wounds,They've been open for way too long.Help me fill this hole,Even though this is not your fault,That I'm open,And I'm bleeding,All over your brand new rug.And I need someone to help me sew them,I need someone to help me fill them,I need someone to help me close them up.
2. Avoided a dead squirrel in the road...ran over a bird
3. Tried to make square pancakes
4. Practiced my new fake laugh in the elevator at school
5. Still had sleep (aka "sleep dust", "eye bugers") in my eyes at 1:15 PM
6. Lobbied for Websters Dictionary to include the word "ginormous" in their next printing
7. Tried to figure out how Montell Williams has looked the same since 1993
8. Told my grandma that if she made some chocolate chip cookies they might help me get that job at NASA, she laughed at me, but still made me some cookies.
9. Woke up spooning a box of Granola Bars
10. Cried during a Sylvan Learning Center commercial
11. Farted into a Tupperware bowl...sealed it...and will release the fumes at midnight when dawson comes home.
12. Watched a woman pick up her dogs shit bare handed out of our yard, i thanked her.
13. Finally got aroung to asking my mom where babies come from.
14. After being awarded a second degree black belt, I joined Cobra Kai
15. Yelled, "Daniel Larusso is a dead-man for dishonoring my dojo!" and "Put 'em in a bodybag
Johnny!"
16. Heard a lady at Subway ask the worker how big the 6" inch sandwich was
17. I am worth $1,792,000 on HumanForSale.com
18. Avoided yet another shark attack by living in Tennessee instead of Florida
19. Had a prophecy to bet it all on black 23 the next time I'm at the boats
20. Made flyers for the Lipscomb Underground Rock Paper Scissors League (LURPSL)
21. Told my two cousins that puntang meant pudding in Spanish
22. Five minutes later I heard one of them say, "Mom can you get me some puntang?"
23. Nearly pissed my pants
24. My Abnormal Psych. teacher told us that Frueds theories were (with a bad studder) B-b-b-b-bullshit!
25. Same teacher said 5 times during class that there is "more than one way to skin a cat."
26. On the 6th time asked him to name one...he couldnt.
27. Red Wings lose to THE Nashville Predators two nights in a row...could it get any better than this?
Thats it, the highlights are done.
I discovered a hidden song on one of my old good charlotte cd's that may be a new favorite. we will have to see. I want to go somewhere, but i dont want to drive, it should be warm, sunny, low humidity, and quiet. if such a place exists in the greater southeastern area in january/february would you please let me know? I decided the other day im going to stop doing some things. Like text messaging so much, and im going to try and like some people that i dont really have much tolerance for, not adam barney though, he's got no chance, to many people want me to like him. Also i will not be wasting my time not studying. i need to do good at this new school, you know make a good impression, so im going to try and bust my butt some. Also im not going to have anymore of these little crushes on girls when i dont have the sack to do anything about it. Also im going to try and live below my means. I have zero income and a 300 dollar rent check plus utilities due at the end of every month but i still go out and blow money like its nothing. No more new shirts, or anything like that. But i dont understand because according to number 17 im worth 1.7 million dollars, that should be good the next time i run into a low checking account, right?
Lost and broken,Hopeless and lonely.Smiling on the outside,and hurt beneath my skin.My eyes are fading,My soul is bleeding.I'll try to make it seem okay,But my faith is wearing thin.So help me heal these wounds,They've been open for way too long.Help me fill this hole,Even though this is not your fault,That I'm open,And I'm bleeding,All over your brand new rug.And I need someone to help me sew them up.I only wanted a magazine,I only wanted a movie screen,I only wanted the life I'd read about and dreamed.And now my mind is an open book,And now my heart is an open wound,And now my life is an open soul for all to see.But help me heal these wounds,They've been open for way too long.Help me fill this hole,Even though this is not your fault,That I'm open and I'm bleeding,All over your brand new rug.And I need someone to help me,So you come along,I push you away,Then kick and scream for you to stay.Cuz I need someone to help me,Oh I need someone to help me,To help me heal these wounds,They've been open for way too long.Help me fill this hole,Even though this is not your fault,That I'm open,And I'm bleeding,All over your brand new rug.And I need someone to help me sew them,I need someone to help me fill them,I need someone to help me close them up.
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