2 down and its only knee deep...

I dont really know what that title means, but it sounded cool. Im done with Amsouth bank, so if anyone knows of a good bank that doesnt suck ass then let me know. i have a balance of over 300 dollars and today i got stuck with a 205.98 overdraft charge. well all i have bought in the last week would be a sandwich from subway and i payed our cable bill, neither of those were enough to take away a 300 dollar balance, and it was a damn good sandwich, but not 300 dollar good. so im a little pissed off and i cant wait for tommorrow so i can go there and cancel my account. i probably wont sleep with anticipation.

Last night was pretty cool. i had three tickets to the preds game and no one to go with so i thought i would just drive down there, pay out the ass to park, then go trade my tickets in and i had some other tickets that needed to be traded in so i thought i would knock out 9 birds with one stone and a 5 dollar parking pass. well turns out that i couldnt trade out some of my older tickets so the lady took last nights tickets and traded them out for a future game and then took three really old tickets and sent me to a private club level box for last nights game. she gave me three tickets that were 150 face value... each. i told her that if i am ever really famous or rich that she was definately working for me, she really looked like she hated her job so i thought she would appreciate that. so now here i am with three incredible tickets and noone to go with, the game was a few minutes in so i couldnt really sell them so i pulled out the old santa hat and thought i would make some peoples day. First day was a st. lious fan who came up to me and asked me if i wanted to go to the hockey game for free, i said sure but lets sit in my seats and BAM! i handed him a club level seat and he was thrilled. the next guy i found happened to be trying to buy ticket at the box office and they were trying to sell him one for 105$ for a game that had already started. (he messed up by not going to my black lady, she was a hefty black woman by the way) so i just tapped him on the back and said here you go, handed him the ticket and we three amigos then headed up to our seats. well turns out st. lious guy is a sportswriter for some magazine and the other guy was from toronto and had flown in a day early for a business meeting just so he could watch the game. it was probably the greatest game socially that i have ever been to. seriously. i think i might become a social person because i had a good time. but i doubt it.

i thought it would be a good idea to kill an hour or so and watch VH1's best toys or something like that. well that just pissed me off. Is there any reason to watch though? Any semi-functioning adult knows that Nintendo is the best toy of all time followed by He-man and trivial pursuit respectively? everyone who has ever been born knows that the original nintendo is Gods gift to us. but suddenly a dark could appears on the horizon and VH1 sees fit to give nintendo 21st place. unacceptable. Nintendo didn't make the top 20!!!!!!Nintendo got beat by Slinky and MR. Potato Head! This is Bull SHit Hula-Hoop is number 1!?!? This can't be happening. How can these third rate stars doing the commentary take this sitting down? As soon as I heard Nintendo was #21 I lit my own couch on fire and rolled my dog down a hill in protest. Michael Ian Black should have stabbed VH1's CEO and sold his family into slavery! im done with VH1, i might block the channel and put in random numbers as the code just so im not tempted to go back and get my Flava-flav and celebreality fix. not really, i couldnt live without my flav.

if you havent watched the movie "Saved" you should.

thats all i got, im tired.

Everything is wrong with me...

Nothing good has happened. This would be the last night of my spring break and here i am sitting on my house typing some some stuff for you bastards. My spring break has been a non stop barrage of talk shows, food, sleep, naps, showers (at least 2 a day, record is 3, dont tell Dawson) driving, talking to myself, writing, and being lonely. Not really lonely, just bored. Next week will be the definition of lonely. I might just have to make friends with some of the Cumberland kids next week, seeing as everyone i freaking know have abondoned nashville for foreign exotic countries, or they just went home... its all the same.

Being on break has given me some extra time to call people that a dont often talk to, some days i would just push random buttons on my speed dial and see who it would call. This lead to some mind numbing conversations that were just slightly more interesting then Montel but not as good as Maury. Brandon is a friend of mine from way back, he is an absolute fat-ass and does nothing with his life, we're alot alike. here is our conversation. We are planning on hanging out saturday night with a few people, grilling out watching basketball and just hanging out.

Me: "I just read your blog - am i gonna have to buy vegetarian shit for you this weekend? ‘Cause i'm not."
Brandon: "No, I’ll manage."
Me: "You’re not seriously going to not eat meat, are you? We have four types of sausage!"
Brandon: "No, I can’t. Please stop."
Me: "did you hear me? I said we have four types of sausage! And hot dogs, burgers, wings - everything! Why are you doing this?"
Brandon: "I just want to say that I went a month without meat. That’s all. I don’t have much, but I need this."
Me: "So what? Lie and say you did it."
Brandon: "Dude, I can’t lie."
Me: "Wha - hello? Hello? Who am I talking to? Dude, you lie all the time! Your whole life is a lie! The first time I met you, you told me you were an orphan!"
Brandon: "That’s true, but I have to go. I can’t take this."
Me: "Alright, well, I’m gonna go eat a hot dog. Because I can, I don't even like hot dogs. Pussy."

Then later on in the same day a really old school friend, Megan, (not the one that you know) called just to see what was going on...
Megan: "So what going on?"
Me: "Oh, nothing, just hangin out. You?"
Megan: "Well life sucks, thats about it."
Me: (noise of intense satisfaction) "Mmmmmm..."
Megan: "What?"
Me: "Oh sorry. I had two doughnuts for breakfast and i just licked my lip and tasted some leftover glaze... it was delicious."
Megan: "It's almost 5:30, you're disguisting, i've gotta go." Click.

Oh by the way ladies i am available for a relationship, in case your interested, and moms feel free to hook me up with your daughters. but not really, im undateable if thats even a word.

well thats it, im going to waste more of my life.