And then I made miracles happen.
1. Read my last post in full before moving on to the next few numbers.
2. Love me (but not in that way)
3. Adendum to last post... upon a few seconds consideration I have officially decided to come out of my 45 day retirement. I will no longer be not posting but will be posting more frequently. I actually got out of bed to tell you people this... I'm not sure why.
4. The word I’d use to best describe me over the past two or three weeks: tired. Runner-up: jaundiced (word of the day calender)
5. As an explanation for my coming out of retirement a long story short, when I was drunk last weekend I ate a bunch of tacks. I think I messed something up in there pretty bad. Or I just have hepatitis. Whatever - I’ll figure this out after the holidays.
6. When I made this decision I was tired (see number 7) It’s not like I was huffing or anything. Or at least it’s not like I was huffing a lot.
7. I am officially considering dating someone.
8.
9. Eight was left blank to let the shock wear off. If you know me you know that i am undateable. Period. I am large, hairy, sweaty, and think only of myself... wow, i tried to think of a positive to balance those out and came up blank. (the only two positives i can come up with are: I have very regular bowel movements, and it no longer burns when i pee.) I'm pathetic.
10. If you are on my dateable list you may or may not be informed in 6 to 8 weeks, depends on how many times we drink together and how much liquid courage I have. (this seems bad to some people but I can think of one relationship that was completely based on alcohol, and on the surface it seems to be doing fine... you know who you are.)
11. I almost grew a mustache but was informed by several people that it would make me look like an "ass." I am not one for facial hair, i think it is gross. I dont even like sideburns, in fact if yo uwill look at mine they arent straight just for the simple reason that i dont respect them enough to use a mirror when i shave. (i shave in the shower, it makes my skin feel good!).12. The concept of a "Glorious Day" was recently proposed. If you already know what a glorious day is, good for you, if not you should have paid more attention to me. For the few that know what is happening (it better be a few, and that one fellow that we talked about better not have been invited) on january 19th weekend... taht will be a Glorious Day, except replace day with weekend.
13. I truly apologize for the inconvienience of already having to look back here, especially when you were told you wouldn't have to do it for a minimum of 45 days. I plan on posting possibly daily, definatly weekly, more probably monthly... i think i am on my man period and am having mood sweings. remember i woke up a few minutes ago and this was the best i could do on short notice (this is also all i wanted to do)
5b.) as for a reason... well i have none. and i dont have hepititus, again... i hope.
And finally, From all of us here at http://brad4mayor.blogspot.com/ (me, and only me) have a happy and safe Thanksgiving. Enjoy and be safe. See you next week.
Love,
Uncle Brad
(dictated but not read) (i love steve zissou) (stevsie!!!)
2. Love me (but not in that way)
3. Adendum to last post... upon a few seconds consideration I have officially decided to come out of my 45 day retirement. I will no longer be not posting but will be posting more frequently. I actually got out of bed to tell you people this... I'm not sure why.
4. The word I’d use to best describe me over the past two or three weeks: tired. Runner-up: jaundiced (word of the day calender)
5. As an explanation for my coming out of retirement a long story short, when I was drunk last weekend I ate a bunch of tacks. I think I messed something up in there pretty bad. Or I just have hepatitis. Whatever - I’ll figure this out after the holidays.
6. When I made this decision I was tired (see number 7) It’s not like I was huffing or anything. Or at least it’s not like I was huffing a lot.
7. I am officially considering dating someone.
8.
9. Eight was left blank to let the shock wear off. If you know me you know that i am undateable. Period. I am large, hairy, sweaty, and think only of myself... wow, i tried to think of a positive to balance those out and came up blank. (the only two positives i can come up with are: I have very regular bowel movements, and it no longer burns when i pee.) I'm pathetic.
10. If you are on my dateable list you may or may not be informed in 6 to 8 weeks, depends on how many times we drink together and how much liquid courage I have. (this seems bad to some people but I can think of one relationship that was completely based on alcohol, and on the surface it seems to be doing fine... you know who you are.)
11. I almost grew a mustache but was informed by several people that it would make me look like an "ass." I am not one for facial hair, i think it is gross. I dont even like sideburns, in fact if yo uwill look at mine they arent straight just for the simple reason that i dont respect them enough to use a mirror when i shave. (i shave in the shower, it makes my skin feel good!).12. The concept of a "Glorious Day" was recently proposed. If you already know what a glorious day is, good for you, if not you should have paid more attention to me. For the few that know what is happening (it better be a few, and that one fellow that we talked about better not have been invited) on january 19th weekend... taht will be a Glorious Day, except replace day with weekend.
13. I truly apologize for the inconvienience of already having to look back here, especially when you were told you wouldn't have to do it for a minimum of 45 days. I plan on posting possibly daily, definatly weekly, more probably monthly... i think i am on my man period and am having mood sweings. remember i woke up a few minutes ago and this was the best i could do on short notice (this is also all i wanted to do)
5b.) as for a reason... well i have none. and i dont have hepititus, again... i hope.
And finally, From all of us here at http://brad4mayor.blogspot.com/ (me, and only me) have a happy and safe Thanksgiving. Enjoy and be safe. See you next week.
Love,
Uncle Brad
(dictated but not read) (i love steve zissou) (stevsie!!!)
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