My roommate is gone. For at least one week and a few days... more than likely til next monday afternoon, which is heaven to me. See i was going to live by myself this semester. I had a really nice place picked out and it was going to be my interpretation of heaven (except with lower ceilings, and bad parking) but I didnt. I came close though. If i hadn't finally finished a book that i had been trying to read for about two years. Blue Like Jazz. I wasn't so incredibly compelled by the first 15 pages that i fell in love with him and the book (like 95% of the people i know) and therefore i finished the book during break a few weeks ago. But in the end it actually did something for me. Rather it was a good or bad decision that book made me realize that i have become very anti social. I don't go out on the weekends. I dont see my friends during the week. I dont do much of anything. And I honestly thought that i was alright with that. So I am really going to try and make a solid effort to see more people... people that I like anyways. It is getting to be about that time in the year that i can go outside and sit and do nothing without sweating. I like nighttime walks, and laying in the grass in the sun, and watching the stars at night. I want to go on a roadtrip. I want to see a damn boring ass baseball game with my friends just like i used to. The highlight of my day shouldn't be getting a facebook message (only to see its from the administrators warning me about my sexually explicit comments or telling me racism is wrong (Im not really racist... I'm an equal opportunity hater)) or taking 2 or 3 showers a day... in fact the highlight shouldn't come from the bathroom area at all (sadly it has... one time i took a poo that looked exactly like a cartoon cactus, and then another day i used dishwashing soap to clean my toilet... i thought it would make it clean enough to eat off of, as a matter of fact it didnt, it broke the whole damn thing, now it doesnt flush and when i forget and go in there anyways it looks like a bubble bath.) I used to be somewhat normal. I used to be social.

Speaking of being antisocial, I havent done anything today but watch an hour of scrubs (best comedy show ever on tv) and and hour of cops (best thing ever). Other than that i have spent the most part of my day listening and downloading music. And i am happy enough about that. Pandora.com I am still going to recomend that. If you need a good start to your new music experience i will give you my password and you can listen to any one of my stations whenever you so choose.

If you havent heard there is a bill out to make it illegal to own the famous bumpernuts. Never seen a pair of truck nuts? What, have you been living under a rock or a nutsack? Have a look around here. The thing about it is... who cares? I think they are funny. Some of them are rubbery so when you go over a bump the drag the ground! That shit is hilarious. What can pick your day up more than a overgrown nutsack getting scrapped on pavement? Nothing... i dare you to come up with something better. You cant. Dont try. And i know what you are thinking, "what kind of Nutjob (hahaha, it's a play on words) would think these things are wrong?" And i will tell you who. Its the same type of people who sued a town in florida to have the title "vagina monologue" removed from a billboard. You know why this bitch wanted it down? Because she didn't want to have to explaing to her 13 year old daughter what a vagina is. God forgive us if we cant tell the anatomically correct word for a "vajayjay or hooha" or anyother slang word you can think of to a 13 year old. It's a vagina. Vagina, Vagina, Vagina. I;m not saying i understand everything about it (actually nothing about it, except it's basic function and once a month it gets mad and bleeds for a while) but come on. We are in america. Deal with it.

No more anna nicole smith. She is dead. put the bitch in the ground next to james brown. I just dont want to hear another thing about her. ever. i didnt want to hear about you alive, and most certainly not now since your most reason career move.

Thats all i got for now.
Peace and love,
Brad

Also if you are in town tomoro night and want to go out, i will be.