Life is sweet, for certain
1. Woke up in the middle of the night freezing, fell back asleep and had a dream that their was a balls freezing off epidemic going on in Canada
2. Watched a lady pay for her food at drive-thru window #1, and forgot to stop at #2 for her food
3. A bird collided into my apartment window
4. Either the same bird or it's equally retarded cousin did the same thing 10 minutes later, both times scared the shit out of me.
5. Ate cereal for both breakfast and lunch
6. Began worrying if those tiny corns in Chinese food have the same effect as regular corn
7. Determined my new alias at hotels will be "Mr. Ugly"
8. Got double-dog-dared
9. Successfully opened a Capri-Sun on my first try
10. Fed my neighbor's dog some Pop Rocks
11. Watched an Irish Setter try to figure what the fuck was happening to him
12. Officially re-named my nuts from "Simon" and "Garfunkle" to "Lionel" and "Richie"
13. Wrote a letter to Oprah asking for $1,000,000 straight up
14. Substituted gum for brushing my teeth
15. Practiced doing the robot for roughly an hour
16. Asked the gas station clerk if she was interested in taking a look at my resume
17. While doing about 85 mph, I was passed by what appeared to be a midget doing like 105
18. Saw a grown man pick his nose and eat it...I now know what I will look like in 20 years
19. Thought about all the places I would go if I were invisible
20. Accidentally farted while sneezing
21. Purposely farted 5 minutes later
22. Drank a fifth of Jack Daniels and played Nintendo's Duck Hunt
23. Started feeling guilty around stage 7, and I turned the gun on myself
24. Learned the hard way that there is a difference between cereal sprinkled with sugar and cereal sprinkled with salt.
25. Told a kid at Blockbuster that he had head-lice
26. Asked my waitress where she learned to toss a salad so well
27. daydreamed what my life would be like if i was a truck driver.
so thats my highlights.
I dont know what the hell is wrong with me. I really cant sleep, i dont eat (as much as normal, i mean you know i still eat, but you know its different) I just dont feel good. I just wonder about things to much. I let the little things get to me. I went to a concert last night... i guess that was alright. i didnt really talk to anybody, i was zoned out thinking about stuff. I went out driving last night, that was fun and expensive. that one girl i talked about the other day, the one i thought i kinda liked, well i dont so much like her anymore. We went out for a walk and talked about things the other night for like 4 hours, and at the end i was like well i guess i have seen enough of you for my life, that was about a week ago, i dont think i will call her again...ever. i think im going to call bluebird, i kinda miss her. i kinda miss alot of people though, so that would probably be bad judgement. I've been gone for too long. And the criss-cross of the train tracks don't help me stumble along, so I've cut my ties and I'll admit I was wrong. that doesnt even make any sense to me. im retarded. I used to have a bad temper, but now i think im ok. I just listened to the worst version of "im all out of love" ever, i have no idea why that song is on my computer. I think maybe everyone else is changing and i just want things to be the same. Its probably because I am so out of things from lipscomb that when i do actually get to see some of my friends I still expect them to be the same but time has changed them, just like me. Predators just won, that was nice. i wish it wasnt so damn cold outside, i really want to go somewhere and sleep in the bed of my truck. that always makes me feel good. winter time sucks. it used to be favorite, but now not so much. i wish it would be warm and sunny 11.49 months of the year, and the other 0.51 it would snow like crazy but as soon as that last 0.1 was done all the snow would go away and it would be sunny and about 80, and me and lil T could blast threw the streets of nashville, windows down, radio up. well this is a long post. so i guess im done. expect more soon. ive got alot on my mind.
2. Watched a lady pay for her food at drive-thru window #1, and forgot to stop at #2 for her food
3. A bird collided into my apartment window
4. Either the same bird or it's equally retarded cousin did the same thing 10 minutes later, both times scared the shit out of me.
5. Ate cereal for both breakfast and lunch
6. Began worrying if those tiny corns in Chinese food have the same effect as regular corn
7. Determined my new alias at hotels will be "Mr. Ugly"
8. Got double-dog-dared
9. Successfully opened a Capri-Sun on my first try
10. Fed my neighbor's dog some Pop Rocks
11. Watched an Irish Setter try to figure what the fuck was happening to him
12. Officially re-named my nuts from "Simon" and "Garfunkle" to "Lionel" and "Richie"
13. Wrote a letter to Oprah asking for $1,000,000 straight up
14. Substituted gum for brushing my teeth
15. Practiced doing the robot for roughly an hour
16. Asked the gas station clerk if she was interested in taking a look at my resume
17. While doing about 85 mph, I was passed by what appeared to be a midget doing like 105
18. Saw a grown man pick his nose and eat it...I now know what I will look like in 20 years
19. Thought about all the places I would go if I were invisible
20. Accidentally farted while sneezing
21. Purposely farted 5 minutes later
22. Drank a fifth of Jack Daniels and played Nintendo's Duck Hunt
23. Started feeling guilty around stage 7, and I turned the gun on myself
24. Learned the hard way that there is a difference between cereal sprinkled with sugar and cereal sprinkled with salt.
25. Told a kid at Blockbuster that he had head-lice
26. Asked my waitress where she learned to toss a salad so well
27. daydreamed what my life would be like if i was a truck driver.
so thats my highlights.
I dont know what the hell is wrong with me. I really cant sleep, i dont eat (as much as normal, i mean you know i still eat, but you know its different) I just dont feel good. I just wonder about things to much. I let the little things get to me. I went to a concert last night... i guess that was alright. i didnt really talk to anybody, i was zoned out thinking about stuff. I went out driving last night, that was fun and expensive. that one girl i talked about the other day, the one i thought i kinda liked, well i dont so much like her anymore. We went out for a walk and talked about things the other night for like 4 hours, and at the end i was like well i guess i have seen enough of you for my life, that was about a week ago, i dont think i will call her again...ever. i think im going to call bluebird, i kinda miss her. i kinda miss alot of people though, so that would probably be bad judgement. I've been gone for too long. And the criss-cross of the train tracks don't help me stumble along, so I've cut my ties and I'll admit I was wrong. that doesnt even make any sense to me. im retarded. I used to have a bad temper, but now i think im ok. I just listened to the worst version of "im all out of love" ever, i have no idea why that song is on my computer. I think maybe everyone else is changing and i just want things to be the same. Its probably because I am so out of things from lipscomb that when i do actually get to see some of my friends I still expect them to be the same but time has changed them, just like me. Predators just won, that was nice. i wish it wasnt so damn cold outside, i really want to go somewhere and sleep in the bed of my truck. that always makes me feel good. winter time sucks. it used to be favorite, but now not so much. i wish it would be warm and sunny 11.49 months of the year, and the other 0.51 it would snow like crazy but as soon as that last 0.1 was done all the snow would go away and it would be sunny and about 80, and me and lil T could blast threw the streets of nashville, windows down, radio up. well this is a long post. so i guess im done. expect more soon. ive got alot on my mind.
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